Don’t Be Cruel
Is Chris the New Bobby?
Alleged Threatener and Undisclosed Female
That may be a question best answered in the Thunderdome, but it does look as though he and the former (Current? Who knows? Who cares?) Mr. Houston have at least one thing in common. Rihanna and Chris Brown were both no-shows at the Grammy Awards last night due to what Rihanna’s publicist, Amanda Silverman initially labeled “a traffic altercation” (PR speak for “they got in a fight in a car”). Subsequently, Ms. Silverman has acted as if she never released that statement and is currently all, “You bitches are crazy. Rihanna’s fine.”
The police paint a bit of a different picture, however, saying that Brown and an undisclosed female began arguing in a car (told you), then got out of the car, after which things escalated and the female was visibly injured. Brown allegedly fled the scene before the police arrived, but the female identified him as her assailant. Eventually Brown turned himself in and was charged with suspicion of making a criminal threat, and released on a $50,000 bond, although more charges may be pending.
Apparently unable to take all the negativity toward her new BFF, LAPD officer, Sgt. Bridget Pickett was nice enough to mention that Brown “appeared uninjured” and that “He’s a good looking young man.” She also mentioned that Brown “was a professional,” and we can’t help but imagine she did so while sighing and doodling “Sgt. Pickett + Chris=True Love FOREVER!!” on Brown’s mugshot–in glitter pen.
Unfortunately for Chris, the thing he and Bobby Brown don’t have in common is a Grammy Award.