Best In Squee!

ts_big_fistWe here at Thundersquee! love our commenters. We love them so much that we’d sneak out to the parking lot behind the bleachers and make out with them in the back seat of their bitchin’ Camaro. But Thundersquee! is classy, so there will be no heavy petting. Instead, Thundersquee! will highlight the most squee!-worthy comments in a weekly column aptly titled Best in Squee!

And the award goes to…


Thundersquee!’s New Boyfriend Should Bale Abdicate: Chris Jones

Shouldn’t a healthy relationship involve this kind of support flowing in both directions?


Best Passing of the Brando Torch: rumour has it

When I saw his photo here, I thought, he looks just like he did in “The Island of Dr. Moreau” and then I remembered that he didn’t play Dr. Moreau.


She’s Here; She’s Weird; Get Boozed with Her: shu_shu

You know what…this is messed up. Did we learn nothing from Sean Penn’s speech last night? (For those of you who missed it, a transcript):

“I think it is a good time for those of you who mocked and belittled disproportionately large-headed twin baby leather-daddies to sit and reflect and anticipate their great shame and the shame in their grandchildren’s eyes if they continue that way of support. We’ve got to have equal rights for everyone.”


We See What We Want to See: AdmittedlyAddicted

speaking of Bale…I was so excited because they were opening a Bale Deli over by the university, and though I realize that it’s not HIS, it made me think of him every day when I saw it. Well, they added their sign out from (not on the building) and it turns out is stupid Ba Le Deli.

What the french ever. That’s gay.


Just Dust Around Her Knick Knacks: Silent Noodles

Can the maker of Uroclub come up with something for the office? or while I am in front of the TV? You know, something shaped like a little knick knack, that way I look inconspicuous while peeing in public on a precious moment figurine.


Most Interesting Address: SeaKat

This image makes him look like Verne Troyer. And that puts up a great, big STOP sign on the corner of him and SexyTime Street.