Who Would You Rather
Conundrum Edition
Thanks to Al Franken we know that Bill O’Reilly wrote an incredibly bad novel called Those Who Trespass, in which Bill works out his violent and sexual fantasies. Now, The Village Voice has, for your aural pleasure, cobbled together digital samples of O’Reilly’s voice so that you may hear excerpts such as “Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds.” spoken in his own sexy, sonorous tones. Sorry if you happen to be eating…
So, only one question remains. Who would you rather?
Bill O'Reilly vs. a rabid badger
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