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Life imitates Classics Edition
Venus Rising from the Sea
It’s not often sports journalists get to make the kind of puns generally reserved for the “tweed jacket with suede elbow patches set,” but they’re intelligent people with degrees in English or Journalism, too (mostly). So when Venus Williams plays in the Italian Open their little hearts sing with delight. This is their shining moment–the moment when sports and Classicism collide and they can unleash the puns.
So far we have:
“Venus Battles through Rome Opener” – BBC Sport
“Venus made to fight for Rome victory” – CNN
“Venus battles for Rome” – Bnet
“Venus Emerges victorious in Rome” - TRS
Calm down sports journalists. You’ll be spent before the finals, and then what will you do if she wins?