In Formerly Soviet Russia Drugs Do You
And inspire a modest proposal…
Recently GHB (Sodium Oxybutyrate) made it to Russia and has become a fashionable club drug because it’s a cheap and apparently fun–at least for those who get to observe the people on it. Watching these videos led me to realize this drug provides a simple solution that will help many a homeless addict and those bothered by their panhandling. My proposal is this. Freely hand out GHB to the homeless. It would convert them from what some consider a nuisance, to entertainment. It also looks like it’s a lot more fun than crack, and strangers would be more likely to give them money for their efforts. Other effects might include a reduction in prostitution, theft and street crime in general, as well as the slowing of the spread of HIV, Hep C and other diseases transmitted via sex or intravenous drug use. One drug, half our society’ problems, *dusts off her hands* my job is done here.
The woman in this first video is in a shopping mall. Apparently clubbing on GHB was too dull.
After the jump, a bonus video of a guy so high he can’t stop laughing or stop a dog from humping him in the street. See, the animals will benefit, too!