Least Appropriate Wedding Tunes
Sometimes Fat Bottomed Girls won’t make your rockin’ world go round
Wedding season is upon us. Recently squeer! Chelsea – PETA Protector tied the knot, and soon one of Thundersquee!’s own, hag extraordinaire Cait will be following suit, so it felt like time for another wedding themed post. NPR recently did a list of their picks for the least appropriate wedding songs, and while they didn’t get it wrong, they could have done better, and their list was all too brief. Here’s a quick recap of NPR’s choices:
- Send in the Clowns – Judy Collins
- You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’ - The Righteous Brothers
- Just a Gigolo – Louis Prima
- The Lady is a Tramp – Frank Sinatra
- La donna e mobile from Rigoletto – Verdi Translation: “Anyone who trusts her is always wretched; he who opens his heart to her is lacking in caution.”
They’re all sound choices, but we think you can do much better. Here are a few additions to get you started.
- Another One Bites the Dust – Queen
- 99 Problems – Ice-T (or Jay-Z)
- D-I-V-O-R-C-E – Tammy Wynette
- The Thrill is Gone – B.B. King
- Gold Digger – Kanye West
- Suspicious Minds – Elvis Presley
Add yours in the comments.