Best Movie Review Ever
Roger Ebert’s take on Transformers 2
Megan Fox calibrates her weapons
It’s possible Roger Ebert didn’t like the new Transformers movie. Here’s an excerpt.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
The review would have been thorough if only he had included: “Megan Fox’s bra size and IQ are roughly equivalent, and “Shia LaBeouf has the screen appeal of a door knob.”
(Editor’s Note: No offense to door knobs intended.)