Words I Won’t Live By
Portmanteau Police Edition
Fuck you, bloggers (other than us). Did you really have to label Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson’s trip a mancation? That shit was simply unnecessary, and you know what? Because you’ve gone and pissed me off, I’ve decided to enact a ban on all man related portmanteaus. From now on, mancations, mankinis and mandals are off-limits in the People’s Republic of Thundersquee!, as are brodeos and bromances.
So listen up, bloggers of the internets who aren’t us! Do not show me your moobs or your manmaries, and for the love of all that is holy, do NOT expose me to your mannaise. This will only anger me further. So please, don’t try me. If I so much as even see you eating Manwich, I will kick you in the mangina.