Kanye West Declared New King of Pop
By Kanye West…
As one might expect of a man whose class and beneficence are unrivaled, Kanye West has selflessly stepped up and volunteered himself as the new King of Pop. Kanye’s altruism is second only to his modesty, as evidenced by his proclamation.
“There’s no one who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King of Pop. First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century it’s Kanye’s time to rule.”
Heavy hangs the head that wears the crown, Kanye. It’s so brave of you to choose to wear it.