Drew Barrymore Likes Men with Blow Holes

This may be why she can’t commit

Barrymore looking for Mr. Right

Barrymore looking for Mr. Right

According to contactmusic.com, Drew Barrymore loves dolphins…a lot.  No, I know what you’re thinking, but  more than that.  They say:

The ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ actress is obsessed with the placid marine mammals, and has even turned her home into a shrine to them.

According to National Enquirer magazine, she told a friend: “They are just really special creatures and highly evolved. To tell you the truth, I’m convinced I was a dolphin in another life and that’s why I’m so attracted to them.”

Drew has over 200 statues and figurines of the creatures dotted around her property, including ones carved from crystal and wood.

She also swam with dolphins while holidaying in the Bahamas and Hawaii.

I am sure she probably meant she is attracted to them in a non-seckshual way, but I am choosing to believe otherwise right now because I find it more amusing.  The idea that Drew just came out of the Dolphin Closet makes me laugh.  Drew liking to collect dolphin statues, not so much.