Instant Karma
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A London man was killed yesterday when he was struck by shards of glass as he knocked his girlfriend through the front window of a Banana Republic in West London. Witnesses say the couple were arguing when he began shoving her into the shop front window, and that his final shove (literally) was hard enough to send her through the window. As the window shattered, he was struck by a piece of glass that severed an artery, and he bled to death before paramedics could arrive. His girlfriend suffered only minor scrapes and bruises.
No deity has stepped forward to claim responsibility, but Buddha is currently smiling knowingly.