What the Crap?
WTF!? Edition
Thanks to a tip from AdmittedlyAddicted, we bring you a pole dancing doll, because your daughter needs to learn to be sexually objectified at the earliest possible age. Hey! Great idea just in (my head). You could buy her a Glutton baby too, and she could pretend like the flowers on the bra are pasties while she emulates a pole dancer on the playground jungle gym!
(Free self-esteem issue with every order. Ages 3 and Up, batteries not included, call today. Operators are standing by.)