Archive for the ‘Celebrity Shenanigans’ Category

Swift Pain

Ow, the irony
Taylor Swift has either a wonderful or non-existent sense of irony.  Here she is during a rehearsal with T-Pain for an upcoming show.   You be the judge.

Octomom vs. Mega Octomom

Defaming of the Shrew

Crazy Octomom, Nadya Suleman was recently shown a clips of Kate Gosselin dissing her ass on Dr. Phil, and replied to the critique via an exclusive interview with Radar Online during which she said:
“She needs to stop being so judgmental and stop pulling at straws for attention,” Suleman exclusively told RadarOnline.com. Suleman [...]

Ghostbuster Becomes Nose Buster

Who ya gonna call, McG?

Director Joseph McGinty Nichol, or as he refers to himself, McG, is a notoriously stressful director to work for.  After all, our own Mr. Squee lost his shit on the set Terminator Salvation over something the director should have taken care of long before it got to melting point for President [...]

More reasons to love Hugh Laurie

They got on like a House on fire

It seems to be a growing trend among our Bales to scream at crew members, but this time it was Hugh Laurie doing the yelling, and an assistant director with whom he was nearly done, professionally.  While the Original Bale’s argument was over a lighting gaff, Hugh chose [...]

10 Actresses You Hope Your Daughters Never Emulate

Or future daughters…or sons…or cats
Yesterday we brought you 10 Actresses You Won’t Mind Your Daughters Looking Up To, and today, as promised,  we bring you their opposites. This list was harder to compile than one might think, but it also requires less explanation.  To that end I’ll let the pictures do the talking.
Here’s our list.

10 Actresses You Won’t Mind Your Daughters Looking Up To

Or future daughters…or girls you know…or sons…or cats…
In no particular order…
Angela Bassett
Education: B.A. African American Studies, Yale University; M.F.A. Yale School of Drama
Fluencies: English
Causes: Youth Arts Programs, UNICEF
Notable Awards and Accomplishments:

UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador
Full scholarship to Yale
1993, Golden Globe Award Winner – Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy, What’s Love Got [...]

The Oscars: Red Carpet Recap

The FAIL!

They made us laugh, they made us cry, and occasionally they put us to sleep. And  that was just on the red carpet. Now it’s time for Thundersquee! to return the favor with our  SQUEE!, Meh and Fail picks for the 81st Academy Awards.
On with The FAIL…

Springsteen’s Crotch Has Seismic Repercussions

Take That, Tony Danza!

A mere 24 hours after Bruce Springsteen sexually molested America by thrusting his crotch into the camera during his Super Bowl performance,  New Jersey experienced an Earthquake.  While we at ThunderSquee! aren’t scientists, we hypothesize that 4 million Jersey women simultaneously hitting the ground, throwing their legs over their head and bracing [...]

What the Crap!?

Nashville Edition
CMT have just accomplished what I once considered impossible.  They’ve caught my interest.  I’ve never been a fan of country music, let alone Country Music Television, but recently I noticed a show  that sounds so wonderfully surreal I can’t help but want to check it out.  It’s called Gone Country, and while I’m sure [...]

Heroine Cheek

Lily Allen may very well be our new heroine. Not only does she have a great first name, but she seems to be an incredibly intelligent and insightful young woman (when she’s not falling down drunk), and she’s never afraid to express her opinion…or put a fist in someone’s face. In the February issue of  [...]