Remember when the M in MTV stood for music? Yeah, we do too. Fuck MTV for taking that away from us. We still love music videos as an art form, and wish MTV would come to its senses (or at least have the decency to change its name). However, it’s doubtful they’ll return to the [...]
The voice of a new misogyneration
UPDATE ALERT: See the full article for the addendum.
Are you an awkward young male who is pathetically dependent on corporate driven pop culture for advice on how to achieve social success? Then Pepsi has the iPhone app for you! In order to promote their AMP energy drink, Pepsi recently released [...]
The most interesting movie mix all week
John Landis is turning Dr. Hot Who and Shaun of the Dead into grave robbers. David Tennant and Simon Pegg will now have more in common than one too many letters in their last names. John Landis is set to direct them in the starring roles of a dark [...]
IYKWIMAITYD
(That was for you, baby fish mouth.)
Sometimes a girl (or guy) just needs a good old-fashioned vampire dicking, but until now they’ve been relatively difficult to come by (no pun intended), and most often involved a Twilight novel, an active imagination and a feeling of emptiness (every pun intended). If only there were jiggly, silicone [...]
Correction, a LOT hotter
Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman will soon be starring together on Broadway, and when I say “starring,” I mean “melting the unnerwear off thousands of theater patrons.” Jackman is a Tony Award winning Broadway veteran, and while Craig has worked on stage in London, it took a story as harrowingly compelling [...]
And possibly leading to RDJ goodness
Robert Downey Jr. is currently in talks to play the vampire Lestat in the next installation of The Vampire Chronicles. He would join Tom Cruise and Stuart Townsend as the third actor whose casting as Lestat makes no sense. I mean, I’ve read the books, and none of these dudes [...]
Today I am Angry Pink Lady, and shit’s on!
Dear Jefferey Lurie, Joe Banner, Tom Heckert and Andy Reid,
First, I would like to cordially invite you all to eat an entire king sized bag of dicks–each–think theater popcorn extra-large. Just strap it on like a feedbag, and go about your day. Second of all, I would [...]
I’m coining the phrase so bear with me
You don’t have to be famous to be an attention-whore, you just have to want attention so badly that the people around you want very badly to deliver the attention you so desire in the form of a brick to the face. The attention-slut is a bit different.
Before [...]
By Kanye West…
As one might expect of a man whose class and beneficence are unrivaled, Kanye West has selflessly stepped up and volunteered himself as the new King of Pop. Kanye’s altruism is second only to his modesty, as evidenced by his proclamation.
“There’s no one who can match me in sales and in respect so [...]
I wonder how many times he got called Iron Man…
Sherlock Holmes staring Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law and Rachel McAdams is set for release on Christmas day, but the hype machine is starting early. Robert Downey Jr. and Rachel McAdams participated in a Sherlock Holmes panel discussion at San Diego Comic-Con this past weekend, and as [...]
Apparently he’s OK with her being sexy now
Katie performed a rousing tribute to Judy Garland, singing and dancing to Get Happy for the 100th episode of So You Think You Can Dance?, and because everyone seems to be being mean about her performance (and I’m contrary by nature), I feel the need to leap to [...]
And possibly a bag of doosh
During a debate yesterday on “Pay-As-You-Go” rules, Tennessee’s 7th District Congresswoman, Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R) was urging Congress to agree that PAYGO enforcement was necessary when this gem popped out of her mouth: “Let’s agree that we’re going to have PAYGO enforcement. That we’re not going to cry ‘emergency’ [...]
I will refrain from describing the bottom notes
Under the guidance of her dad Mitch, Amy Winehouse is set to become the latest celebrity to launch her own perfume range. According to the Daily Star:
“Mitch is keen to license Amy’s name to a perfume house. He has been in talks with manufacturers and contacted PR [...]
I’m thinking that title is catchy enough to be a hit
Katy Perry has filed her latest entry in the “I’m a Bigger Attention Whore than Megan Fox” competition. This week Perry tells the world all about how her boobs are real, how much she loves them, and that push-ups (the exercise, not the bra or [...]
Newest Marvel Adaptation has us um…we don’t know…
When it was announced they would be bringing Marvel Comics’ Thor to the big screen, we were dubious. For one thing, Thor? That’s all you’ve got? Huh. We scratched out heads. But for another, we assumed Brett Ratner or McG or someone else who regularly ruins movies would [...]
TLC really needs to change its name
If you’ve ever dreamed of spray painting your toddler orange, gluing their clothing to their butt cheeks, then parading them around in front of an audience of warped adults and their children, then this is the show for you–and possibly Gary Glitter. The show first aired in January of [...]
Roger Ebert’s take on Transformers 2
It’s possible Roger Ebert didn’t like the new Transformers movie. Here’s an excerpt.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. [...]
Oh, HELL no!
Mr. Squee! WILL be making another Batman movie. Isn’t that right, honey? No need to answer. I’ll do it for you. That’s right! Granted, that’s not what he told MTV while promoting his new movie, Public Enemies (Also starring Johnny Depp, btw. It really is like a Squee! come true). He told MTV [...]
And the jawbone of an ass
I’ve never really had a strong opinion of Tom Clancy in any particular direction. His politics are different than mine, and that’s fine. I have enjoyed some of the movies made from his books, yet found his books a bit boring. That’s fine too. I suppose what it comes down [...]
Or future daughters…or sons…or cats
Yesterday we brought you 10 Actresses You Won’t Mind Your Daughters Looking Up To, and today, as promised, we bring you their opposites. This list was harder to compile than one might think, but it also requires less explanation. To that end I’ll let the pictures do the talking.
Here’s our list.