And not from head to toe, that ma-ha-ha-ters
Whenever there’s an “economic downturn,” everybody’s favorite red-headed orphan pops us to let us know things will, indeed, get better and bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there’ll be sun. This, in combination with Wolverine’s declaration that the musical is back, leads one to wonder where the Annie [...]
Until Rihanna is at a place where she can help herself:
Take that how you will, Mr. Z.
All credit for the original concept goes to Shepard Fairey
Help ’til it hurts!
Chelsea PETA Protector’s sister is doing a walk to raise money for breast cancer research. Many of you are already on it, but I wanted to be sure everyone was aware of this and give you all the opportunity to help her reach or exceed her goal. This is obviously a very [...]
The Lily the Pink Perspective
From the moment Hugh Jackman was announced as the host of the 81st Annual Academy Awards we were assured a very musical ceremony. However, the night still held a few surprises, and the opener held more than its fair share of them. For one thing, who knew Wolverine was THAT charismatic? [...]
Some bunnies in a car to make the bad man go away
LAPDoosh
In an effort to underline their stance on the privacy of domestic violence victims, the LAPD issued a statement regarding the unauthorized release of Rihanna’s photo. While this might make sense in the cop world, their statement seems to be at odds with their purpose. There are myriad intentionally vague statements appropriate for [...]
[sic]ening Grammar Edition, Part 2
[Yu] [speel] [gud], [to]!
Boing Fwip
Last Night on Scrubs, Ted (the grown up, live action analogue to Ralph Wiggum of The Simpsons) found his testicles, and in doing so possibly found love after asking Stephanie the ukulele player, played by Kate Micucci, out for coffee.
Do You Bang the Worst Dudes Possible?
If you think you do, sorry-mom.com might just prove you wrong, or you might find you’re in good company. Of all the horrible tales on the site, it was one of the most innocuous that caught our attention:
“Once, I shit you not, [he] stopped mid make-out to eat [...]
Coming in at number 1 this week, Economic Disaster by Microsoft Songsmith. Let’s hope this is one is a flash in the pan.
Don’t Believe the Hype
Citizens of Britannia, I implore you; cast aside your preconceived notions regarding Americans. We are not, as you seem to think, gun toting, cowboy boot wearing, illiterate warmongers. As far as I can tell, there is absolutely no basis for your elitist assumptions, and I defy you to prove me wrong.
Oh…I see…
Never [...]
Star Wars Edition
Each week we’ll bring you our own special take on one of The Smoking Gun’s Mugshots of the Week. Here’s this week’s:
When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmmm?
I bet they had to take her(?) by force…
The original can be found here.
I dislike Christmas for the most part. It’s not that I dislike the idea of it or what it stands for. It’s seeing crappy, twee decorations appear on shelves as soon as retailers remove the Halloween candy. It’s the agonizingly catchy carols that stick in my head from November to January. It’s the prevalence of commercials featuring [...]
Mr. Can I Use Your Phone Edition
Dear Mr. Can I Use Your Phone:
By all means. I love nothing more than strangers in dire need of a thorough grooming breathing any and all diseases they may be harboring (and in your case, they may be numerous) all over something I regularly hold to my face. Nothing [...]
Scary Fetishist Edition
Dear Scary Fetishist:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, nyet, nein, non, nuh uh, NO! No, the answer is no. Have I mentioned no? You may very definitely NOT lick the rain (or anything else for that matter) off my feet. In fact, you may not even look at my feet ever again. [...]
“Freaky Guy Who Smells Like Dog” Edition
Dear Freaky Guy Who Smells Like Dog:
Why do you smell so heavily of wet dog? Every time you get on the bus, I am puzzled by your odor. You don’t look like the sort of person to whom people would entrust their pets, and after brief yet numerous moments [...]