lilyj. net » Found on the Internet http://lilyj.net babblings! Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:21:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Found on the Internet http://lilyj.net/2009/12/04/found-on-the-internet-41/ http://lilyj.net/2009/12/04/found-on-the-internet-41/#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:00:18 +0000 Lily the Pink http://www.thundersquee.com/?p=30873 Suck it, backwater NY hicks

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Occasionally a product comes along that you know is destined for greatness. This, dear squeers, is one of those products. It’s not often we stamp our giant Thundersquee! Squeel! of approval on something. We are some picky bitches, but try as we might, we can see no downside–except maybe that it has a portmanteau for a name, but if we can forgive Lewis Carroll, we can forgive this product.  After all, what has Carroll done for us lately? So without further ado, we introduce to you the Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator (batteries are even included). I wonder if we can get a Thundersquee! branded version…

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Thanks, Matt N.!

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Serious inquiries only.  Ask for Albert. If there’s no answer, don’t worry, he has your number.

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Thanks again to Matt N. for the tip!

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Is this genius, pathetic, or both?

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I say found, but I mean “stolen from Brian.”  Thanks for posting things I want to steal, Brian!

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Form an orderly line please, ladies–he is single. It’s hard to believe, I know.

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Found on gothicscene.com, a goth dating site. If you’re looking for the “Man Who Dresses Like Death” of your dreams, it’s the place to go.

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