Archive for the ‘General’ Category

If I could talk to the aliens, squawk to the aliens…

Tired of having nothing better to do with your money than to send it to televangelists and infomercial hucksters? Now you can pay to communicate with aliens! Yes, that’s right. Using state of the art parabolic dish antenna technology designed especially for intergalactic communication (read backyard satellite dish), talktoaliens.com will, for [...]

Searching for Bobby Fischer

Do we, as a nation, really have so little to concern ourselves with that we will devote manpower and financial resources to tracking down Bobby Fischer? Apparently so. The State Department revoked his passport (Fischer says illegally), and Japan was ready to deport him to the US to face charges of illegal chess [...]

The Seven Signs

Forget what you may have read or seen in movies about the seven seals, or seven signs of the Apocalypse. They are highly speculative and culturally based. I know the true seven signs. Oddly, they surround my friend Georgi, and they are as follows:
1. Amid cries of “I’ve sold out to The [...]

What do you get when you cross a…

This is what can only be described as the most novel licensed product I have seen. Ladies and gentleman, I give you Darth Tater.

More Freaks

Ok, maybe they aren’t as freaky as the aforementioned guy, but these people make me feel very normal.
The Disney Tattoo and House Guy
The People who hold the world record for the world’s largest bunny collection. (not live ones)
A guy who repairs Real Dolls (NSFW)
Anyone who cares about this news article, or finds this to be [...]

SAD

I was doing some reading on vitamins and their relationship to mental health while pursuing a thought I had about vitamin and mineral deficiencies and depression, and found some interesting articles on Seasonal Affective Disorder. This caught my interest because I have been feeling like crap lately and knew it was directly related to [...]

The Other Shoe

Congratulations to Jason (Mushroomblue) on his new job. I know he’s worked hard toward this goal, and this is something he really wanted. Regarding his new employment, he wrote the following in his blog:
“not only did I get a job, but Korn decided to Give God Head today. that was nice of [...]

The Edge

“The Edge… there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”– Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter went over the edge yesterday. He will be missed. For those of you who don’t know who he was, he was [...]

My Cat Hates You

In order to personalize things a bit while I am gathering the time and energy to do something with this site, I have incorporated Casper, my new mascot, into the banner. Casper despises you, as do all the cats at www.mycathatesyou.com. Look if you must, puny human.

They’ve got the power

Never ones to rest on their laurels, the people at scottevest.com have added a new dimension to their product lineup with the addition of the Solar SeV. It is incredibly overpriced, but that really doesn’t stop it from being any less cool. I mean come on…30 pockets, wire routes for headphones, and [...]