Archive for the ‘Politiks’ Category

Marsha Blackburn, You Are a Dipshit

And possibly a bag of doosh
During a debate yesterday on “Pay-As-You-Go” rules, Tennessee’s 7th District Congresswoman, Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R) was urging Congress to agree that PAYGO enforcement was necessary when this gem popped out of her mouth: “Let’s agree that we’re going to have PAYGO enforcement. That we’re not going to cry ‘emergency’ [...]

Obama Delivers Graduation Address

That’s Michelle…and to a High School

What happens when a 19 year old girl calls the White House, gets the fax number, and sends over a letter to First Lady Michelle Obama, asking her to deliver the school’s commencement address? That bare armed FLOTUS floozy graciously agrees.
Jasmine Williams, a student at Washington Mathematics Science Technology Charter [...]

O Mai

She’s a uniter, not a divider
Last week Republican Texas State Representative Betty Brown (The name Betty White was taken) caused a shit storm during House testimony on a voter ID bill. When asked to address issues concerning the potential challenges faced by Chinese-Americans under the proposed bill, Brown replied:
“Rather than everyone here having to learn [...]

Republicans Go Nuts Over Teabagging

MSNBC slides in as much double entendre as possible
David Shuster pulls off a victory.  Rachel Maddow sucks it up and swallows her second place showing.

 

Judd Gregg Eyed for Commerce Post

Here’s hoping his brother Rico doesn’t ruin his chances.

President Barack Obama is allegedly considering Republican Senator Judd Gregg of New Hampshire as Commerce Secretary, a Democratic source said on Thursday.
Were Gregg to leave the Senate, it could have interesting ramifications.  The state’s governor,  Democrat John Lynch, would  have to name his replacement, and if he [...]