Occasionally a product comes along that you know is destined for greatness. This, dear squeers, is one of those products. It’s not often we stamp our giant Thundersquee! Squeel! of approval on something. We are some picky bitches, but try as we might, we can see no downside–except maybe that it has a portmanteau for a name, but if we can forgive Lewis Carroll, we can forgive this product.  After all, what has Carroll done for us lately? So without further ado, we introduce to you the Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator (batteries are even included). I wonder if we can get a Thundersquee! branded version…

It’s after midnight in Ireland, therefore St. Patrick’s Day is over. Feel free to continue or begin drinking anyway.  I hope yours was great.

St. Patrick’s Day Factoid

Bono is a twat.

St. Patrick’s Day Factoid

The name Kermit is Irish-Gaelic for “free man,” yet Kermit the Frog was slave to a muppeteer.  Ironic, huh?

St. Patrick’s Day Factoid

The harp is the national symbol of Ireland.  It’s also a brand of Irish lager.  Add the last part to the tasty list.

St. Patrick’s Day Factoid

One of Ireland’s native games is called hurling, which despite its name does not normally involve vomiting.  Instead it involves people smacking the hell out of a ball and beating each other with sticks.  But, don’t hold me to that.

St. Patrick’s Day Factoid

Actress Jill Ireland–not from Ireland.

St. Patrick’s Day Factoid

The Irish aren’t really all leprechauns who hoard Lucky Charms, although I bet the most anemic of them have pink hearts.

Much like Wales, Ireland is really pretty.  Clicking the photo will take you to more photos that will make you wish you were not where you are right now, unless you’re in Ireland.

St. Patrick’s Day Factoid

Guinness, Murphy’s,  Bailey’s, Carolan’s, Jamesons, and Bushmill’s all Irish and all fucking tasty.