“I’m at LEAST two”
Last night I was mindin’ muh business, perusing Facebook, when an update appeared from my friend Rev. Random. The Rev usually has something interesting, insightful, or hilarious to say, so my natural inclination was to click the link. I did, and that’s when all reason left me and I was unable to [...]
WTF!? Edition
Thanks to a tip from AdmittedlyAddicted, we bring you a pole dancing doll, because your daughter needs to learn to be sexually objectified at the earliest possible age. Hey! Great idea just in (my head). You could buy her a Glutton baby too, and she could pretend like the flowers on the bra are [...]
Instructional signs. Japan’s doing it wrong.
Filed under WTF?
A Madea impersonator, lesbians, a sexually stimulated tree, dancing cows and dead babies–they’re all part of Cracked’s 7 Insane Ads That Have No Clue What They’re Selling
Off-the-wall ads are nothing knew[sic]; advertisers know weird-ass ads will get people talking. But some commercials just get the “bizarre” part down before shutting off the cameras [...]
There’s a robber on the loose, so be on the look-out
Really, I can’t do more comedic justice to this story than the facts do, so here they are.
According to thedenverchannel.com, Boulder Police are looking for a a man who robbed Boulder Beer Emporium late Saturday night. Shortly before midnight on June 27th, an Emporium employee [...]
Loin Cloth Edition
According to Reuters, Japan’s latest “craze” in women’s underwear is the loin cloth. By “craze” they mean, “We hope to create a craze by calling it a craze.” Which is crazy. The manufacturer suggests it’s a comfortable alternative to that tight, rigid, rubber underwear that women normally wear, leading one to believe the [...]
Change “can” to “should” and add a question mark, please.
Do you think? Huh…I mean..uhhh…well, hmm…that’s just…just…um. I think it broke my brain….yet, I want one…
And a gas mask…and wetsuit…
After a 6 month long investigation, Peter “Quincy” Bedford, surely Britain’s sharpest coroner, recorded a verdict of misadventure for the death of Security Guard Ralph Santiago. On July 22nd, 2008 a co-worker discovered Santiago’s body in the men’s room of the building in which the two men worked. At the [...]