Drunk Bastards’ Mugshots Edition
They’re all over 50 and like to drive drunk (the photos are their DUI mugshots), and if that doesn’t make them secksie enough for you, they each have their unique set charms to push you over the edge. Mel Gibson spews racist bullshit, Nick Nolte passes out in airport terminals, and Rip [...]
Harry Potter Edition
I wanted to celebrate the opening week of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in this edition of Who Would You Rather, but I still can’t bring myself to see Daniel Radcliffe as an adult. Thankfully, the series has a large cast, so I decided to go with some baddies. So, I ask [...]
Farrah Fawcett was laid to rest yesterday, a fact that was eclipsed by the death of Michael Jackson. As a reminder of her passing, and a tribute to her heyday, we ask you. Who would you rather…
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Saved by the Bell Edition
With all the reunion talk and the premier of Mark-Paul Gosselaar’s new show Raising the Bar, we felt we had to ask…
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Hilton Showdown Edition
They’re both talentless fame-whores with a boundless love of the color pink, tacky clothing and stupid hair-dos, and they both rose to fame on a tide of semen (Perez’s just happened to be badly drawn). So the question today is:
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Thanks for the suggestion, stm.
The Breakfast Club Makeover Edition
Looked at one way, the moral of The Breakfast Club is “Don’t judge a book by its cover.” But viewed another way it could be, “It’s okay to be weird or geeky as long as you’re pretty or you do the cool kids’ homework.” Either view is fine, but still the [...]
Sister Sister Edition
Emily is best known for the role of Forensic Anthropologist Dr. Temperance Brennan on the FOX TV show Bones, while Zooey is better known for numerous movie roles and drooled over by geeks everywhere for her turn as Trillian in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Zooey’s also a talented singer and song [...]
They could be twins Edition
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Men who cook, and aren’t bad in the kitchen, either Edition
Most women agree that, with only a few exceptions, men who cook are sizzling. So today we want to know which chef stirs your pot, boils your kettle, whisks your meringue, frosts your cupcake…wait, that sounds wrong.
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Battlestar Galactica Edition
Thanks to Cait for this great idea.
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Objectums Sexuals Edition
Objectums Sexuals is the term for people who fall in love with inanimate objects. In effect, it’s the opposite of objectifying humans. These people anthropomorphize objects. The attraction (and delusion) is so strong that these fetishists actually believe the object reciprocates their love, and according to Jezebel and the documentary Strange Love: Married [...]
Conundrum Edition
Thanks to Al Franken we know that Bill O’Reilly wrote an incredibly bad novel called Those Who Trespass, in which Bill works out his violent and sexual fantasies. Now, The Village Voice has, for your aural pleasure, cobbled together digital samples of O’Reilly’s voice so that you may hear excerpts such as “Cup your [...]
Satirical News Show Edition
Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart
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Time Lord Edition
Who doesn’t love a man with powers of regeneration? If you don’t like the current incarnation just wait, or if you’re the impatient sort you can always hit him with something. Not that I advocate violence. So, the question is…
Better Off Saying Anything Edition
There are some who are surprised to find out John Cusack was in Sixteen Candles, and for whom it has to be pointed out that he was one of the Geeks that hung out with Anthony Michael Hall. Then there are those who see Sixteen Candles as John Cusack’s Second Movie [...]
Alternative Hip Hop, Brooklyn vs. Queens Edition
Batman Villains Edition
This was going to be Batman vs. Batman Villain, but this is the House of Bale, and that wouldn’t be a fair contest.
Instead, today’s contestants are Cillian “The Scarecrow” Murphy and Aaron “Two-face” Eckhart. So, who would you rather?