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Will Smith was right, yet wrong
Many parents don’t seem to understand, but what they don’t understand is how to be a parent.  Here’s a knee slapper of an example.  Newly unemployed Phoenix mom, Cynthia Roberson was broke and out of ideas–until, seemingly, she took a look at her last name and noticed it held the [...]

Too Much at Stake Edition
Listen up ladies, there’s a new brand of Doosh on the shelves and it’s “[Vampyre], Satanist, Wrestler, Politician, Stalker and Cry Baby” scented.  I hope you’re duly impressed.  His name is John Alfred Sharkey, but YOU WILL call him The Impaler!  ::Cue thunderclap::  Here he is in all his lived-in-his-parents’-basement-too-long glory.

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