Posts Tagged ‘doosh’

Marsha Blackburn, You Are a Dipshit

And possibly a bag of doosh
During a debate yesterday on “Pay-As-You-Go” rules, Tennessee’s 7th District Congresswoman, Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R) was urging Congress to agree that PAYGO enforcement was necessary when this gem popped out of her mouth: “Let’s agree that we’re going to have PAYGO enforcement. That we’re not going to cry ‘emergency’ [...]

Ghostbuster Becomes Nose Buster

Who ya gonna call, McG?

Director Joseph McGinty Nichol, or as he refers to himself, McG, is a notoriously stressful director to work for.  After all, our own Mr. Squee lost his shit on the set Terminator Salvation over something the director should have taken care of long before it got to melting point for President [...]

Doosh-Off

Self-Proclaimed Guru Edition
It’s not often that one listens to someone speak and feels the immediate and overwhelming urge to rip that person’s smug face off, but somehow Lisa and Mr. (#1) have managed to find two men that fit that bill.  They make me positively Mae-like. I want to brick their faces then rip them [...]

O Mai

She’s a uniter, not a divider
Last week Republican Texas State Representative Betty Brown (The name Betty White was taken) caused a shit storm during House testimony on a voter ID bill. When asked to address issues concerning the potential challenges faced by Chinese-Americans under the proposed bill, Brown replied:
“Rather than everyone here having to learn [...]

Doosh Watch 2009

Too Much at Stake Edition
Listen up ladies, there’s a new brand of Doosh on the shelves and it’s “[Vampyre], Satanist, Wrestler, Politician, Stalker and Cry Baby” scented.  I hope you’re duly impressed.  His name is John Alfred Sharkey, but YOU WILL call him The Impaler!  ::Cue thunderclap::  Here he is in all his lived-in-his-parents’-basement-too-long glory.

This [...]