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You should see what they barter
Is this genius, pathetic, or both?

Today I am Angry Pink Lady, and shit’s on!
Dear Jefferey Lurie, Joe Banner, Tom Heckert and Andy Reid,
First, I would like to cordially invite you all to eat an entire king sized bag of dicks–each–think theater popcorn extra-large.  Just strap it on like a feedbag, and go about your day.  Second of all, I would [...]

Sidney Poitier receives Presidential Medal of Freedom

Sidney Poitier was presented with the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Obama yesterday, Wednesday Aug 12, 2009. Poitier, the first black man to win a Best Actor Oscar, was chosen for his contribution to acting and race relations.
This year’s awards were presented to “Agents of Change.” In presenting [...]

Just add asshole
A London man was killed yesterday when he was struck by shards of glass as he knocked his girlfriend through the front window of a Banana Republic in West London.  Witnesses say the couple were arguing when he began shoving her into the shop front window, and that his final shove (literally) was [...]

I’m coining the phrase so bear with me
You don’t have to be famous to be an attention-whore, you just have to want attention so badly that the people around you want very badly to deliver the attention you so desire in the form of a brick to the face. The attention-slut is a bit different.
Before [...]

The Ukraine has talent too!

No, when you grow up, your heart doesn’t die
John Hughes was much more than a writer, producer and director–much more.  He was also a good person.  In 1985 a young girl watched The Breakfast Club and finally felt understood. So she picked up a pen and wrote him a fan letter, pouring out her heart [...]

Anything can be a euphemism if you try hard enough…
Yoga instructor, Mohd Abdullah likes short shorts, but his students aren’t so thrilled. According to Clint Andersen, sport development supervisor with the City of Kamloops, British Columbia, there have been “a series of attire-related complaints” lodged against Abdullah’s brief briefs.
He has been warned twice by officials [...]

The name isn’t helping…
In English her name is Gluttonous Baby, or possibly–according to Google Language Tools–Baby Wolverine. Wait, what? Hold on a sec.  Google’s translation has really thrown me for a loop so I’m going to have to  consult our resident Spanish Language Expert. (We have an expert for everything here at Thundersquee!) OK, our [...]

But does your dog?

And you thought all the good ones were taken

Form an orderly line please, ladies–he is single. It’s hard to believe, I know.

Found on gothicscene.com, a goth dating site. If you’re looking for the “Man Who Dresses Like Death” of your dreams, it’s the place to go.

I wouldn’t try to hug him, but I’m sure he’d appreciate snacks
Today is Sysadmin Appreciation Day, and if you’re at work while reading this, he’s the reason you can.  He’s the man behind the curtain and probably gets paged at 2am more often than you can imagine, so if you see him, tell him thanks, [...]

Urine for a lot of pain, dumbass

An Indiana man stopped to to relieve himself in an alley and discharged the wrong gun. Police say a South Bend man was hospitalized after he shot himself in the thigh with a lawfully concealed weapon. It was apparently in the man’s pocket and he managed to shoot himself [...]

Or maybe they just hate us…

AOL Radio recently launched their new All Nickelback radio station. That’s right, all Nickelback all the time. In their announcement they excitedly state:
Fans can hear every song Nickelback has ever released, including rare acoustic and live versions. Chad Kroeger’s solo tracks are in the mix as well!
The band is [...]

By Kanye West…
As one might expect of a man whose class and beneficence are unrivaled, Kanye West has selflessly stepped up and volunteered himself as the new King of Pop.  Kanye’s altruism is second only to his modesty, as evidenced by his proclamation.
“There’s no one who can match me in sales and in respect so [...]

Life in 10,10,6,6,10

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you, no, no, not Lowku, but Low-merick.  Because there are various ideas of what makes a limerick, we’ll [...]

Fleeting Beauty
The sand art of Andres Amador is awe inspiring, but you better check it out before high-tide.

When you change out your product, change out the signage…

Thanks, Run-DMS!

Stop it, Madonna
Either she is wasting away without Guy Ritchie’s life-force to feed on, or she’s working out just too damned much.  Either way, her arms are freaking me out, so she either needs to find someone talented to suck dry or fire Tracy Anderson and eat a gently caressing meal.

I wonder how many times he got called Iron Man…

Sherlock Holmes staring Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law and Rachel McAdams is set for release on Christmas day, but the hype machine is starting early. Robert Downey Jr. and Rachel McAdams participated in a Sherlock Holmes panel discussion at San Diego Comic-Con this past weekend, and as [...]