We here at Thundersquee! love our commenters. We love them so much that we’d sneak out to the parking lot behind the bleachers and make out with them in the back seat of their bitchin’ Camaro. But Thundersquee! is classy, so there will be no heavy petting. Instead, Thundersquee! will highlight the most squee!-worthy comments [...]
Filed under WTF?
A Madea impersonator, lesbians, a sexually stimulated tree, dancing cows and dead babies–they’re all part of Cracked’s 7 Insane Ads That Have No Clue What They’re Selling
Off-the-wall ads are nothing knew[sic]; advertisers know weird-ass ads will get people talking. But some commercials just get the “bizarre” part down before shutting off the cameras [...]
They speel gud!
This Wisconsin road sign should say “Business,” “Rothschild,” and “Schofield.” The Wisconsin DOT blames the sign maker for every word except “exit” being misspelled, while Rothschild Village President Neal Torney didn’t seem to care whose fault it was and struggled to be nice, saying, “How do I politely say it shows some incompetence [...]
Apparently he’s OK with her being sexy now
Katie performed a rousing tribute to Judy Garland, singing and dancing to Get Happy for the 100th episode of So You Think You Can Dance?, and because everyone seems to be being mean about her performance (and I’m contrary by nature), I feel the need to leap to [...]
Unless you’re a construction worker or a policeman or fireman. Probably best to stick to being an Indian or a biker, really.
Good news! Fewer people are dying in work related accidents. Bad news. It’s because fewer people are working. The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics’ National Census of Fatal Occupation Injuries report is out and [...]
Harry Potter Edition
I wanted to celebrate the opening week of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in this edition of Who Would You Rather, but I still can’t bring myself to see Daniel Radcliffe as an adult. Thankfully, the series has a large cast, so I decided to go with some baddies. So, I ask [...]
And possibly a bag of doosh
During a debate yesterday on “Pay-As-You-Go” rules, Tennessee’s 7th District Congresswoman, Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R) was urging Congress to agree that PAYGO enforcement was necessary when this gem popped out of her mouth: “Let’s agree that we’re going to have PAYGO enforcement. That we’re not going to cry ‘emergency’ [...]
I will refrain from describing the bottom notes
Under the guidance of her dad Mitch, Amy Winehouse is set to become the latest celebrity to launch her own perfume range. According to the Daily Star:
“Mitch is keen to license Amy’s name to a perfume house. He has been in talks with manufacturers and contacted PR [...]
He was too legit to quit
When normal people are feeling a little bloated, and you know, stopped up, they up their water and fiber intake, and failing all else they head to the pharmacy and peruse the constipation remedies. But apparently that sort of thing is for pussies, or at least I imagine that’s what [...]
A round of applause for the fine folks of one Milwaukee neighborhood
There might be a lot of crappy people in this world, but there are a lot of great ones, too.
A Tennessee family in Milwaukee to work a booth they had rented at the Waukesha County Fair met with tragedy when the mother decided to [...]
Matt Smith reveals the new doctor’s look
Each Doctor Who has their signature look, and the actor playing the doctor plays a large role in defining it. David Tennant chose his trench coat and chucks, Tom Baker had his massive, colorful scarf, and now Matt Smith, with the help of a costume designer, has revealed his [...]
Portmanteau Police Edition
Fuck you, bloggers (other than us). Did you really have to label Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson’s trip a mancation? That shit was simply unnecessary, and you know what? Because you’ve gone and pissed me off, I’ve decided to enact a ban on all man related portmanteaus. From now on, mancations, mankinis and [...]
What gave it away?
Was it the headbands, her willingness to sleep with Cisco Adler, the wild fluctuations in her weight, her sudden departure to France, or the stupid overly fringed boots? We don’t know, but we do know it was pretty obvious she needed some help.
According to MSNBC, the LAPD placed Mischa Barton under an [...]
She doesn’t pull like she used to
Our favorite smug elitist is allegedly angry over being left off the Iron Man 2 posters. According to The Sun, she thinks Scarlett Johansson is stealing her thunder (much like she stole Shakespeare in Love from Winona Ryder. Ahhh, frienemies). The Sun quotes a source as saying:
“Gwyneth was afraid [...]
Who’s You?
Some of the hags recently had a Facebook conversation wherein Cait mentioned that we would definitely rescue Stopthemadness from Albanian kidnappers, a la Taken. Obviously, I thoroughly agreed, and it made me jokingly mention a hag movie, which then led to wonder who I would want to play me. I thought that would be [...]
Squeer! karisitah is turning the big three-oh tomorrow, but a little bird told me she is heading out of town for the big day. So happy pre-birthday, karisitah. I will forever be impressed with your R2-D2 cake baking skills (where R2-D2 is modifying “cake” not “skills”). In honor of this skill, I present a hieroglyphic [...]
You’re going to get us all killed
Look, Australia, we know you’ve had it rough. It can’t be easy having New Zealand hanging out in the wings, taunting you with its awe inspiring landscape, relatively mild climate, 16 species of penguins, laid back citizenry and a rugby team that has a history of stomping your asses [...]
That sound you’re hearing is the collective hurrah of a million detractors
According to the Washington Post, Crocs are on their last legs. They say the foam footwear was borne of the economic boom and is now a victim of the bust, but–wait a minute, WaPo. Crocs aren’t expensive, so if it was an economic matter [...]
I’m thinking that title is catchy enough to be a hit
Katy Perry has filed her latest entry in the “I’m a Bigger Attention Whore than Megan Fox” competition. This week Perry tells the world all about how her boobs are real, how much she loves them, and that push-ups (the exercise, not the bra or [...]
I can’t resist alliteration
Daniel Radcliffe won two awards for his role in the Broadway production of Equus at Saturday’s 2009 Broadway.com Audience Awards. He was awarded Favorite Leading Actor in a Broadway Play and Favorite Breakthrough Performance. Let this serve as a lesson for all child actors attempting to make a transition into more grown [...]