Posts Tagged ‘Madonna’

The Life-Force Theory Might Be Correct

Stop it, Madonna
Either she is wasting away without Guy Ritchie’s life-force to feed on, or she’s working out just too damned much.  Either way, her arms are freaking me out, so she either needs to find someone talented to suck dry or fire Tracy Anderson and eat a gently caressing meal.

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Scarjo Gets Gooped

Not fattened, but shamed
It would seem that Scarlett Johansson and Gwyneth Paltrow now have more in common than being blond actresses with roles in Ironman 2 and husbands who are the subjects of the same queen.  According to the Daily Mail, for her turn in Ironman 2 Johansson has decided to drop her curves and [...]