Posts Tagged ‘Penguins’

Calm Down, Australia

You’re going to get us all killed
Look, Australia, we know you’ve had it rough. It can’t be easy having New Zealand hanging out in the wings, taunting you with its awe inspiring landscape, relatively mild climate, 16 species of penguins, laid back citizenry and a rugby team that has a history of stomping your asses [...]

New Zealand Rubs Their Penguins in Our Faces

It’s not enough that New Zealand is a geographically diverse and beautiful country filled with hospitable people,  home to sheep whose only apparent jobs are sitting around adding to the ambience, and has the highest life satisfaction rate among its people in the world.  Those assholes have to rub our faces in it by having [...]