An Open Letter to the Philadelphia Eagles
Today I am Angry Pink Lady, and shit’s on!
Dear Jefferey Lurie, Joe Banner, Tom Heckert and Andy Reid,
First, I would like to cordially invite you all to eat an entire king sized bag of dicks–each–think theater popcorn extra-large. Just strap it on like a feedbag, and go about your day. Second of all, I would [...]