Not Porn?

While researching something about Orson Welles recently, I happened across a movie title that sent me into a little giggle fit and made me realize how porn like so many movie titles seem if you remove their context–or add a different one. Once my inner 12 year old has broken free she’s hard to reel back  in, so instead of fighting her (She’d just give me an eye roll and some dramatic sass anyway),  I decided to give her something productive to do.  So here are the 10 movie titles I think most sound like they should be porn.

10. The Talented Mr. Ripley

9. Some Like it Hot

8. The Dirty Dozen

7. The Last Boy Scout

6. Girl Interrupted

5. Splendor in the Grass

4. The 400 Blows

3. Deep Impact

2. The Midnight Meat Train

1. Too Much Johnson (The movie title that started it all.)

Share yours in the comments.