Posts Tagged ‘portmanteaus’

Words I Won’t Live By

Portmanteau Police Edition
Fuck you, bloggers (other than us).  Did you really have to label Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson’s trip a mancation? That shit was simply unnecessary, and you know what?  Because you’ve gone and pissed me off, I’ve decided to enact a ban on all man related portmanteaus.  From now on, mancations, mankinis and [...]

Words I Won’t Live By

The list grows
An open letter to MSNBC
Dear MSNBC,
Why must you make me want to kill you in the face?  I just got back from kicking CNN’s collective ass for their use of “weisure,” and quite frankly, I’m exhausted.  Rest assured, however, that I am never too tired for a portmanteau pummeling, and your recent use [...]