Springsteen’s Crotch Has Seismic Repercussions
Take That, Tony Danza!
A mere 24 hours after Bruce Springsteen sexually molested America by thrusting his crotch into the camera during his Super Bowl performance, New Jersey experienced an Earthquake. While we at ThunderSquee! aren’t scientists, we hypothesize that 4 million Jersey women simultaneously hitting the ground, throwing their legs over their head and bracing [...]